Macgyver 2008

A decision America won't regret

In times of great need, people look for a great man to show them the way and lead them to a brighter future...

Look no more America, that man is here.

?Human nature. I do something nice for you, you do something nice for me, like not kill me. Next thing you know, we're friends.?
Macgyver

Macgyver understands the needs of the average American, tax breaks, free swiss army knifes for every child. A free Houseboat for every American! War on Terror? Macgyver will take care of this in under twenty four hours once elected, no blood shed, just common sense. His solution for Iraq? a roll of toilet paper, a piece of coal and a bit of string. That's all Macgyver will need for a democratic and free Middle East, Osama Bin Laden? Delivered to Washington smarting from one line quips and red-faced from a beating by a man armed with no more than a piece of chalk and an onion.

This all within a week of Macgyver entering the White House...

Macgyver 2008, The smart choice.